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Mother: /calls your name

You: Yes, mama? Mama.... Mamaa... CARELESS, CARELESS, SHOOT ANONYMOU--

Mother: Nevermind.

Friend: Which do you like more, bacon or eggs?

You: Well, bacon has a heck f a good voice and he works the guyliner. He has the cheesiest smile and he's adorable. Eggs, I like the yolk. Because he has such a deep voice that does not match his adorable derping face and I love him.

Friend:

You:

Friend:

You:

Friend: Do you need therapy

Friend: AYO WASSUUUP

You: AYO WADDUP KREEAASSEE

Friend:

Friend: My name is not kr--

You: I know.

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When hot people say, “Looks don’t matter, it’s what’s inside that counts.”

(Source: urbran)

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